Optimistic and enthusiastic? Sure. Reckless tendency to rely on luck? Fuck yeah, that’s how I survived school. Drunk?
…
*hides bottle of whiskey*
Where did you hear that?
I’M A MOTHER FUCKING TREE UP IN THIS SHIT.
FUCK YEAH CAPRICORNS THIS IS SO LEGIT
Hey, I’m bi-sexual and I fuck my brother. Seems legit.
Awwww yeaaaa. Niggaa. I’m a TREE IN THIS BITCH. HOW MUCH MORE SWAG COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE.
HELL YEAH, CAPRICORN OVER HERE.
AND GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES?
TREES ARE EVERYWHERE
WE’RE EVERYWHERE
YOU CAN’T STOP US
WE’RE TAKING OVER THIS MOTHERFUCKIN’ PLANET
… eventually. Dudes, I’m kinda tired right now. Who wants a drink?
awwww yeaaaa,
Pour me summa dat guuud stufff
///what?!
“Most Scorpio people are murders…” (“The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends” I just felt the need to bring this one back…)
I would be offended by this if it didn’t involve so much effort… Screw it, tree time.
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TaurusCommunist.
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I will become a tree.
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i do dodge determination and work like hell! i do i do!
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lmao i’m a tree
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“You are cold and unemotional.” Welp. Somewhat accurate.
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Aquarius… probably truer than I would like to admit >.>;; I’m not a liar, though, I actually can’t stand lying. Bending...
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I’m going to get murdered. Fuck my life.
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Cancer. Always putting things off. Story of my life.
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…. incest? Wut? No, please, no….
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I’d like to be a tree. :D
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I would be offended by this if it didn’t involve so much effort… Screw it, tree time.
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Capricorn. I want to be a tree guys.
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Libra difficult time with reality (you can say that again) also, apparently I make a good prostitute and of course I’d...
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Cancer A sucker.
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Virgo Cold and unemotional
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Taurus Communist.
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artistic prostitute. Eh.
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Oh god im a prostitute…. i knew it
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Sagittarius lack
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